Thursday, February 5, 2009

"Say again? You're Breaking Up!"

"For the past couple of years, our relationship has been one sided. I talk and talk but in the middle of a conversation, I'm dropped. I can't ever seem to press the right buttons and no matter what I do, I end up getting cut off. Well, I'm tired of it. Don't get me wrong, we had our good times. I don't deny it...texting late at night, talking from dusk till dawn...but things...well, things just changed..."

"I'm leaving you."

"Please, don't'll be a lot easier if we both just let this go...besides...there's...there's someone else."

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"You know how unhappy I've been. Maybe it is selfish of me, but I want something more...and I think I've found that. This new relationship is all about communication...there's always a response to my touch, and I know I'm being heard when I talk. Everything seems so bright and clear now. "

"I won't lie to you...yes, it is partially about your age and the way you've let yourself go. You're not as bright as you used to be and everything about you seems so...small. I don't mean to be harsh really..."

"Please, stop being so dramatic...we both knew this couldn't last forever..."

"You'll find someone else...I'm sure of it. You just have too many hang ups for's time to say...goodbye."


carrie. said...

If I didn't already love you, this certainly would've helped tip the scales in your favor. brilliant! :D

Alaska Steve said...

Very creative post, well done! Cheers, steve

Sally Ann said...

this is hilarious!!! great job.