Vote for Me!

“Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.”-Jack Handy


I've got a new design up on threadless. If you're a member of the site, I'd love to get your vote. If I were to be printed, I'd earn some cash...which would be great to help pay for that house I told you about in my last post. If you're not a member, you should become one...and then vote for me. (Then, buy some t-shirts, because they're all made by fantastic artists and you should own them...and wear them. People will envy your witty sense of style.)


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A Swing and A Miss...

Did you know "it's dumb it be deaf?!"

My office gives awesome freebies from time to time...fleece jackets, umbrellas, grills, roadside assistance kits, various things that are really nice little perks. Occasionally though, they'll offer something up that's a bit more..."inventive." Today, we got playing cards and a calendar...all good on its own, but when you add some slogans that I'm pretty sure might have been written by B.A Baracus, it's too good to be true! Oh, and that first card there, I hope none of the deaf employees take offense to that...oh well, they won't realize it...they're dumb anyway. < /sarcasm >

I pity the fool who don't use the right tool!

With this one I see we've gone with the "ancient Chinese proverb" style. Indeed, I bet it's just like a fork in a socket...just like it...and not at all like a large industrial machine sending several hundred volts of searing electricity through your mostly made of water body.

True. The autumnal equinox isn't until September 22...wait, unless you mean "fall" as in trip. Is that what you mean? You can't fool me with your unnecessary capitalization!

Who doesn't love a little Friday humor?